Agreed to sign up, after a door-to-door salesman called, on the basis that there'd be minimal interruption to service as I work from home. He promised there would not.
After Chorus installed the fibre, they advised the service should be up in an hour. It wasn't. The next day, Compass advised it would be on the following day. It wasn't.
I've now been informed it will be another 3 days, bringing the total time disconnected to 6 days. And who knows whether THAT is true?